It seems even the U.S.Postal Service can get it wrong, as they did with this stamp. Controversial as it is,
the seven words one can not say on television seemingly are allowed on stamps, though not "Dick" and "Asshole", but rather "Motherfucker" and "Cocksucker". I can well imagine the committee batting the words about and settling for the seven they chose simply due to an intense onslaught of discomfort. I commend them nonetheless.